Best Tits in Hollywood

{Written by: Francesca}

Pity, please. I am a tabloid junkie. It only started a few years ago but has gotten worse and worse.

This week, inTouch magazine has an article on the "Best Breasts in Hollywood." (I tried to find a link to the article but it isn't in the current issue. Sorry! Apparently they have this every year so if you google the title, you'll find lots of fun viewing.)

Oh, please. Let's call them what they are! A salacious article like this DEMANDS salacious vocabulary. (PLEASE, comment with terms you prefer!)

The featured bazongas in the article:
1. Penelope Cruz (who seems to have had implants recently and they, sadly, are NOT attractive).
2. Jessica Simpson (who is in the same boat).
3. Kate Gosselin (whose tits should stay covered, I do NOT want to see them!).
4. Salma Hayek (who won the contest overall).
5. Jennifer Aniston (who I despise but actually would like to see them).
6. Scarlett Johansson (won the men's vote, and mine!).
7. Megan Fox (a total sexpot but it's the whole package, in my mind).
8. Catherine Zeta-Jones (yes, please!).
9. Leona Lewis (No, stay covered with Kate!).
10. Victoria Beckham (who NEEDED the implant change but went too small).

We all love boobies, breasts, tits, bazongas, the girls, man-catchers, what-have-you. If you say you don't we KNOW you're lying. So - who has the best TITS in Hollywood? (besides my fave, Tila Tequila! - of course.)