Sunday, August 8, 2010

Um, hi.

Kat here.

It has been since April.

I still have no sex life.

One can only complain in so many posts.

My question....

HOLLA if you are still out there?!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I'm Back :)

Sorry it took me 3 months to unload my mind and find myself again.
But I'm back,
and have a new baby coming out.

No, not a literal baby. Let's just say a new "No Sex In Utah County".
I've had a productive week, go look :)


Monday, April 26, 2010

Maybe a Warning Label but NOT an Apology

{written by Kat}
I am telling the 10 of you 1 person who actually reads this blog,
& I am going to speak for all the PDEO ladies,we are NOT sorry for not posting regularly.Well, at least I'm not sorry I haven't posted regularly.
However I AM sorry I have nothing much to share ever.

Now today is the perfect example of just how much NOTHING I have to write about...
Today I went to see
with Alex O'Loughlin
aka. "Sex on a Stick"
or at least he was for me today.
The movie? It was cute.
But I have been lusting after this Alex for a while...

But seeing as it has been 1 year, 11 months & 16 days since I've been laid...
& I am on my cycle... & I am prone to reactions to walking sexy-ness...
Like this:
I very nearly spontaniously combusted during this scene...

I am going to be the first to admit
O'Loughlin is sexier human than as a vampire.

But I left the movie so FRAKIN horny that I have been watching my Moonlight: The Complete Series nearly non stop since getting home from the movie.

& since my Kat-time has been put on hold due to my "biological" visitor...I am hopin for some REALLY good dreams tonight!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Men. Are. Idiots.

{written by Kat}

This just happened.

how are you
i have a concussion
oh really, how did that happen?
a guy dropped me on my head on the dance floor last night
well then
how you doing
in pain
i bet, so what is your deal?
whats new
trying to get a ride to walmart but everyone on facebook chat is "busy" OR actaully dont have a car
well i see
you in greeley
we ever going to hang out again?
prolly not the best time to ask me

I sign off Facebook chat.

txt:  "why is now not the best time?" 11:01pm

reply: "Do you want the truth or do you want to back off now while you still can and say 'feel better'?" 11:03pm

txt: "truth" 11:05pm

reply: "Because i am in a fucking shit ton of pain and if i wasn't you don't ever want anything real from me other than to 'hangout' and if you did we don't live in the same city and if we did you haven't shown my any reason why I should trust you since trust is huge for me
" 11:09pm

txt: "ok then!" 11:13pm
txt: "ok, so what i can't want To hang out with you? and why have i ever given you a reason not To trust me?' 11:16pm

reply: "Seriously? Look at you right now. You are offended that I don't want to nurture a friendship right now where a Friend would ask or say 'sorry. let me know if i can do anything'" 11:18pm

txt: "Hey, i am not offended one bit. i don't think We are good friends or anything." 11:20pm

reply: "Well i don't know how you can let a friendship grow without trust so I think you are completely missing the point.  Good night." 11:24pm

Really? I mean REALLY!?

Who fucks with a woman who gave you fair warning?

I am ready to be un-concussed & throbbing in pain, un-cramped & bleeding, and un-single & etc.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

My apologies

I'm sorry I don't really blog here anymore.
To be honest I don't know if this is me any longer.
I've figured out sex is a lot more serious than I've made it out to be the past several years. What sucks is being extremely fucking horny and not being able to do ANYTHING.ABOUT.IT.

I mean I've always had that sexual frustration but I think to myself, "OK Nicki you can go get B.O.B. out later and everything will be fine." then I sit back and relax again thinking, "Oh, that Nicki. She's so smart."
Well what happens when you are going through a certain recovery process in the female genital area and aren't allowed to *cough* and I quote "put anything in the vagina for at least 3-6 weeks" (and highlight).

Ugh. Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Friday, March 5, 2010

lesbian question

{Written by: Francesca}

Being anonymous sucks in ways because I really have to plan my posts and can't just comment indiscriminately - I have to remember who I am at the moment! LOL

Let me tell you a story and y'all can decide if my friend is/was a lesbian and may have been hitting on me (or leading up to it). Because when I remember the situation, I wonder - which probably means I'm right. My gay-dar ain't great but I'm not STUPID.

Back in High School (MANY years ago, yes), I hung with the drama and music crowd. And one of the chicks would talk to me about how her problem with men was none of them really got her motor running, kwim? and i replied, MY problem is that they ALL do! (I was kinda boy-crazy but a late bloomer so they didn't reciprocate ... which is probably all for the best, not getting PG at 15 and whatnot.)

One day she came wandering by my house (which is really weird, she lived NOWHERE near us, and was on foot) and said she'd been out all day and asked me to feed her. So I made her two PB&Js. I got this vibe off her that I didn't know how to interpret, so I just went on like normal.

She hung out with me for a while but moved on, as friends do. I ran into her maybe 5 years later and she totally AVOIDED me, like if she WAS, she was worried that I knew, since I wasn't, and might TELL.

I would never tell; it's not my secret! and I would never mention her name, and since I'm anonymous nobody will ever guess. BUT I WONDER. what do YOU think?

my turn!

{Written by: Francesca}

We ALL love a poll, don't we?

1. Ever been to a male strip club?

YES! sadly there is NO penis flopping, and as everyone is limp, it's kinda tame.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

3. Ever been to a bar?
I refuse to answer on grounds this is a major lame question.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
No. (This is getting BORING!)

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):
YES! but just pop-kisses, no tongue.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
I'm pretty sure no, but it's only because the second date didn't ask.

9. Had sex in a car?
Made a POINT of it!

10. Had sex in a park?

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

12. Had sex in a bathroom?
One Ex wanted to but I was timid then.

13. Had sex in a school?

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
uh-huh - but I didn't buy anything. what was the MATTER with me???

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
See #14

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
again see #14, lol!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
swing from the chandelier? how am I supposed to answer this???

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Oh yeah.

19. Ever given oral sex or received?
Duh. Yes & yes.

20. Have you ever had a threesome?
Not YET.

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
For now.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
{Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)}

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I flashed for pizza once... in my younger days.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read erotica, which is a fancy (and slightly less forbidden) word for porn.

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
um, yes

29. Have you ever had sex at work?
That would be NO

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
once... but I think we threw them away

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
{Isn't this what the threesome question was for?}

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Under the boardwalk or in the sound booth at the high school, you tell me.

34. What is your favorite position?
Female dominant, of course.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?
I think I answered this with my last post... but Jeff Goldblum gets my motor revving.