Birthday Suit

{written by: Jurassica}

Twenty-One
Doesn't feel any different, except for the 3 new zits I found on my face this morning, I don't look any different either.. My ex was happy to burst my youthful bubble by reminding me that I no longer have any birthdays to look forward to.. Thanks Asshole, I appreciate it.
So I couldn't sleep last night... Thankfully I was bound and determined to get my room a little more organized before Carrie gets here so I had something to keep me preoccupied. I decided that I would stay up at least until midnight cleaning so that I could sing Happy Birthday to myself... Wasn't as fun as I was anticipating, but it was productive none the less.. As the hours past by and midnight came and went (that's what she said) I could NOT turn my brain off, thoughts kept drifting to the past, good times, when my papa was still here and how special he would make all of my birthdays.. those are the times I will cherish for the rest of my life..
Anyways enough of that, here's what I'm getting at...
This morning started early, I ended up getting 3 whole hours of sleep.. it was rough and annoying to not be able to fall asleep, even with my warm toasty electric blanket cranked up I could not for the life of me turn my brain off! What do I do?! You know you've been there ladies AND gents.. (Again this reminds me of Weeds, Season 5 when Andy is jerking off while Nancy is in bed right next to him.. haha best show of all time!) NATURE'S SLEEPING PILL! Nothing like flicking your bean to fall asleep, be honest and let me know if you've done this, this was not the first time I have flicked it to fall asleep, and let me tell you something, IT WORKS! And there is nothing like a little Birthday Bean Flicking, it was a great way to start/end the day.. I just hope I don't have too many nights like that, I hate laying there for hours with nothing to do and no one to talk to.. Except Flipper of course! ;)

(forgot to post this yesterday)

New Years Resolution Numero Uno!

{written by: Jurassica}

Join a blog-

Done & Done.

Well first of all I might as well let the other 2 bloggers, in this now blogging square, know who I am... Jurassica, or Jessica and I am NOT anonymous, though I probably should be as well. I live in Colorado and Carrie B. is one of my besties.. and soon to be roomie.

Though I have been lacking in the blogging world, I love to do it and I figured what the hell Jessica, you have 3 failed blog attempts, yet you never fail to read Carries, go for it, you can do it! Besides that I like to write PLUS my life is like a really sick and twisted movie, and I figure people might want to read about it... AND I need the therapeutic benefits of writing, so I accepted the invite from my beloved Carrie.

Did I mention I like to "Flick my bean", newly divorced and sexually active for nearly 8 years it has become routine for me... his name is Flipper, and our relationship has been pretty solid for the past 6 months.. he doesn't argue with me and I only curse at him when he forgets to change his batteries.. A small chore that I don't mind doing for him, if only he'd warn me.. there's nothing like being hot and ready only to discover that the batteries are dead.. (Side note for any "Weeds" fans out there, ever see that episode right after Judah died and Nancy tried to "Flick her bean" and the batteries were dead?! haha HILARIOUS crosses my mind every time I find myself in the situation) Anyways life is great, and though I am having a bitch fest of a day I have every intention of ending this day on a positive note. Tonight I have a date with my cute 10 year old cousin Anna, we share the same birth week and we are having a celebratory dinner/shopping date! Then tomorrow I wake up 21, that's right tomorrow is the big 2-1! Gonna party like a Rock? Star? Well maybe not but 2 days after that I sure am! Carrie will be here and will begin her adventure in Colorado! I cannot wait the anticipation is KILLING me! Things are looking up at this point at 2010 should prove to be an interesting and prosperous year! The adventures of Carrie & Jurassica will prove to be interesting, this is a promise.

Well I look forward to sharing this blog with the 3 of you and I think that we can all accomplish great things here! Go flick your bean bitches! Adios!

Jurassica