Survey of Naughty :)

{Written by Bitten Usagi}

So yeah... I'm sorry dear readers and fellow bloggers that I am so full of fail lately. I just can NOT find a happy medium with school, work, and an internship right now. Plus this addiction to literary crack I am currently suffering from.
Thanks a lot Kat

So I figured since my brain is still recovering from the mind fuck of a midterm I took this morning (I'm pretty sure that thing is illegal it was so tortuous. Srsly) I will be a bum and fill out this lovely little survey that Kat found and promise to write about what I really want to but can't seem to manage at a later date. Which will hopefully be sooner than later.

So here we go!

Ever been to a male strip club?

No and I'm really not interested. Penis flopping around isn't a turn on. Give me some nicely home grown bouncing titties instead.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

No. Not YET anyway.

3. Ever been to a bar?

Srsly? Hell yeah... too many probably.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

No. Well not by staff but I have had a boyfriend rush me out the door. Apparently I pissed off a friend when I made out with his gf in the bar in front of everyone. Ooops.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

No, but I was doing a LOT of leaning and woke up the next morning wondering why I was in someone else's clothes.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Unfortunately. I hate to get this wasted but it has been known to happen. I despise missing parts of my night.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

Oh yeah.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Ummm.... *thinking.... thinking.... thinking....* I can't remember for sure but sadly I'm thinking I have.

9. Had sex in a car?

Oh yeah. And on a car... Oh the hood of a Mustang....

10. Had sex in a park?

Nope.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope.

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Only made out with earlier mentioned chick. It started there and moved to the middle of the bar.

13. Had sex in a school?

Nope.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Honey I AM the adult store!

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

See #14

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Ha... again see #14 and I have spent well over $100 on myself at one time!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

Not that I'm not already doing...

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh yeah.

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Duh. Yes & yes.

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes. Two actually and there is interest in more...

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yes. Hence their leadership in the itty bitty titty committee.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yeah. >.<

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes.

*silence*
Ummmm... next question please...

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

I'm more of an afternoon and night kind of gal.

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No. Not yet... gotta drop some more lbs before I work on my alternative modeling career.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Hell yeah.

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Bahaha. Oh yeah.

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

I wish. Sex on the bar would have been a blast.

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Hehehe... Yeah.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Yes... & either they didn't notice or chose to ignore it. I was pretty pathetic at that point in my life so it's actually possibly it was the latter.

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Isn't this what the threesome question was for?

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

Ummm... really haven't done any crazy places, just lots of places.

34. What is your favorite position?

Doggy style.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Ummm... Since I'm married aren't they all naughty? *unsure* Or maybe the shear numbers of dream fucks is what's naughty... *shrugs*

So yeah there it is folks. Enjoy. ^w^

Losing One's Virginity: Technicalities

{Written by BittenUsagi}

Anyone who has ever had the "who did you lose your virginity to" conversation with me knows that I immediately launch into a "what do you consider losing your virginity" rant of sorts. Like I can go on for hours about it (it's really quite pathetic).

This is probably because of who I wish was my first time was with.

So then my question was which do I write about?

I was going to write about my first three as those are the ones that the arguments are about but instead I'm going to write about the one most worth hearing imo. Yeah I'm terrible at directions girls... I prolly should have warned you about that, lol. ;)

*deep breaths*
Okay so this is what I had always imagined my first time would be like. Well with the exception of the setting but hey, when you're both living with parents the locales are limited. He was my first love. I had loved him since we dated the first time and never really got over him to be truthful.

It was beautifully awkward the first time and I saw a side of him that I hadn't before and it will be how I always remember him. There were many (many) times after this but the look in his eyes that very first time was just.... Ahhh. Ummm... excuse me...

*walks off and cools off for a few minutes*

It hurt like hell but it was so beautiful. He was so caring about if I was comfortable or if he was hurting me and if I wanted him to stop or go slower. We were having sex making love on a weight lifting bench in his garage, which he laid a towel down on just for me, but at the time it could have been on the dirty concrete for all I cared. It was amazing even though it hurt like all get out. He was beautiful. We were beautiful together.

Seriously if you've watched Cruel Intentions when Reese and Ryan's charies have sex for the first time that is what it was like. I shit you not. Oh and if you haven't watched it, shame on you. Go watch it. ^w~

Oh and said boy? Looked eerily like Joshua Jackson when we were in high school (still does a lil).

I wished this would have been my first time because I was truly in love and while I don't have a problem with sex outside of marriage I believe that it should be with someone you love. If only for that first time.

Then again had this been my very first time it probably would have made the next few extremely disappointing. Like depressingly disappointing.

Guess I wouldn't change which was first now that I think about it. Even as emotionally painful the first ended up, how absolutely terrible the second was and how amazing this was.

Lessons Taught:
Blog-1, Me-0

EDIT:
Okay so after careful thought and consideration I decided it wasn't fair of me to pick and choose my story for this blog. It's not fair for my fellow contributors, our readers or myself.

Make that Blog-2, Me-0

Ummm when did this become something that's not only fun and talking about sex all the time to me actually learning lessons? >.< ;)

So my very first time a girlfriend and I headed off into uncharted waters together, cause that's what girls do right? Yeah I didn't realize until later that being sexually attracted to girls wasn't something all girls did. The sex wasn't really that memorable other than it being my first time. I don't remember ever having a moment where I was like "OMG that's an orgasm? I want MORE!!". Don't get me wrong it was good, at least enough for us to both keep coming back for more anyway, but it was more exploration and realizing that there are some great pleasures to be had in life.

As for the not knowing at the time that it wasn't what all girls did and that it was something you could be persecuted/made fun of for, I quickly realized this a few months later. Apparently my dear best friend/lover told someone and it spread like wildfire throughout our classes. The jokes were terrible and even just thinking about them now makes my heart ache. I couldn't understand how something that felt so right could be considered "wrong". (oops started to step off on a rant that involved politics but I'll leave that out here, maybe sometime on my own blog.) The teasing hurt a lot and still hurts to this day, which is probably why even now I tend to just allude to it. Hey, I figure my friends are smart and can figure it out. Probably the wrong thing to do but I have my reasons, as pathetic as they may be.

Wow this turned out depressing didn't it??

Well to lighten the mood here is a clip of from Cruel Intentions (recorded just to post here as I couldn't find it online ANYWHERE) which I think is freaking hilarious. Sorry for crappy quality as I just recorded it from the tv like the lazy bum I am.

Feel free to now do the secret society dance. ^w~

Warning: Lame intro ahead!

{Written by Bitten Usagi}

So I am finally posting. I know it's about dang time. So I figured I'd introduce myself with my first post. Oh so exciting, right?

I'm Cathy, aka Bitten Usagi, and I am definitely not anonymous. Almost everyone that knows me knows that if it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless and that one of my livelihoods depends on my talking to and educating women about sex, whether with a partner or some solo bean flickin'. Yeah it rocks and I get all sorts of awesome articles about such topics on a daily basis. I always wonder what a stranger would think if they opened that email address on my phone as the email subjects can be downright hilarious on their own.

I'm married and we have two furkids, both of which provide us material for lots of dirty jokes as one is a wiener dog and the other is a cat. Example: Before traveling back home to see our parents my husband was talking to his mom on the phone and told her "I just gotta go home and grab my wiener and I'll be on my way". *few moments of silence* "Honey, would you stop and think about what you just said?"

I have lots of crushes. Boys & girls. Hey, I'm married. Not dead. The hubs and I have been known to check out girls together. Odd fact: We tend to have similar tastes though I'm pretty sure if I saw me I wouldn't like me.

So that's me. I intended this post to be funny, but my brain has gone on strike so I apologize if it's lame. That's what 3 hours of sleep and an early morning will do to me. >.< I will do better next time as I won't (hopefully) be sleep deprived. Oh and I have to share this little gem my Human Sexuality prof shared today because it's awesome and something I feel very strongly about.


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