my turn!

{Written by: Francesca}

We ALL love a poll, don't we?

1. Ever been to a male strip club?

YES! sadly there is NO penis flopping, and as everyone is limp, it's kinda tame.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

No.

3. Ever been to a bar?

I refuse to answer on grounds this is a major lame question.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

No.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

No

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

No. (This is getting BORING!)

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

YES! but just pop-kisses, no tongue.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

I'm pretty sure no, but it's only because the second date didn't ask.

9. Had sex in a car?

Made a POINT of it!

10. Had sex in a park?

No.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

No.

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

One Ex wanted to but I was timid then.

13. Had sex in a school?

YES.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

uh-huh - but I didn't buy anything. what was the MATTER with me???

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

See #14

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

again see #14, lol!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

swing from the chandelier? how am I supposed to answer this???

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh yeah.

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Duh. Yes & yes.

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Not YET.

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

For now.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

{Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)}

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yes.

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes.

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Yes, PLEASE!

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No, but I flashed for pizza once... in my younger days.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Read erotica, which is a fancy (and slightly less forbidden) word for porn.

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

um, yes

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

That would be NO

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

once... but I think we threw them away

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

No!

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

{Isn't this what the threesome question was for?}

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

Under the boardwalk or in the sound booth at the high school, you tell me.

34. What is your favorite position?

Female dominant, of course.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

I think I answered this with my last post... but Jeff Goldblum gets my motor revving.

Survey of Naughty :)

{Written by Bitten Usagi}

So yeah... I'm sorry dear readers and fellow bloggers that I am so full of fail lately. I just can NOT find a happy medium with school, work, and an internship right now. Plus this addiction to literary crack I am currently suffering from.
Thanks a lot Kat

So I figured since my brain is still recovering from the mind fuck of a midterm I took this morning (I'm pretty sure that thing is illegal it was so tortuous. Srsly) I will be a bum and fill out this lovely little survey that Kat found and promise to write about what I really want to but can't seem to manage at a later date. Which will hopefully be sooner than later.

So here we go!

Ever been to a male strip club?

No and I'm really not interested. Penis flopping around isn't a turn on. Give me some nicely home grown bouncing titties instead.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

No. Not YET anyway.

3. Ever been to a bar?

Srsly? Hell yeah... too many probably.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

No. Well not by staff but I have had a boyfriend rush me out the door. Apparently I pissed off a friend when I made out with his gf in the bar in front of everyone. Ooops.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

No, but I was doing a LOT of leaning and woke up the next morning wondering why I was in someone else's clothes.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Unfortunately. I hate to get this wasted but it has been known to happen. I despise missing parts of my night.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

Oh yeah.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Ummm.... *thinking.... thinking.... thinking....* I can't remember for sure but sadly I'm thinking I have.

9. Had sex in a car?

Oh yeah. And on a car... Oh the hood of a Mustang....

10. Had sex in a park?

Nope.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope.

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Only made out with earlier mentioned chick. It started there and moved to the middle of the bar.

13. Had sex in a school?

Nope.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Honey I AM the adult store!

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

See #14

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Ha... again see #14 and I have spent well over $100 on myself at one time!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

Not that I'm not already doing...

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh yeah.

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Duh. Yes & yes.

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes. Two actually and there is interest in more...

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yes. Hence their leadership in the itty bitty titty committee.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yeah. >.<

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes.

*silence*
Ummmm... next question please...

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

I'm more of an afternoon and night kind of gal.

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No. Not yet... gotta drop some more lbs before I work on my alternative modeling career.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Hell yeah.

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Bahaha. Oh yeah.

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

I wish. Sex on the bar would have been a blast.

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Hehehe... Yeah.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Yes... & either they didn't notice or chose to ignore it. I was pretty pathetic at that point in my life so it's actually possibly it was the latter.

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Isn't this what the threesome question was for?

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

Ummm... really haven't done any crazy places, just lots of places.

34. What is your favorite position?

Doggy style.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Ummm... Since I'm married aren't they all naughty? *unsure* Or maybe the shear numbers of dream fucks is what's naughty... *shrugs*

So yeah there it is folks. Enjoy. ^w^

Hmm..

{written by: Carrie}

. Ever been to a male strip club? 

No, only because I grew up in Utah. I'd love to go to one!

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Eh, no. Moving on..

3. Ever been to a bar?

The good the bad and the ugly

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Mm.. yes. I didn't know there was such a thing as "too drunk". I guess jumping up on stage and dancing is only cool until you throw up. 

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Indeed. There have been many times I've woken up wondering "where am I?" 

"how did I get here?"

and

"who's clothes am I wearing?"

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Only a few times.. Still wonder what happened in those dark moments.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

When I'm drunk I do tend to love.. everyone. Even shoot pornos with Jessica's little sister. Something like that.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

close..

9. Had sex in a car?

Ugh. Don't remind me.

10. Had sex in a park?

Again, bad memories.. not good.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Gave a hand job once..

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Made out with a chick once in the bathroom of the movie theater. We snuck in bitch beers and saw Star Wars. 

13. Had sex in a school?

No.. do I go to school? 

No..

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

haha yeah... awkward..

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

I'm more of a "home party" kind of buyer.

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Indeed. I have! 

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

orgasm?

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh.. in a fucking heartbeat. 

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

What kind of writer would I be if I hadn't? 

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

No. Don't know if I ever could. The novelty is nice, but I'm much too jealous of a girl

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yes, they are. And still growing.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. 

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

haha oh... wish I could say I hadn't. Everyone is a stranger at some point.

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes. and that's all I want to say about it.

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Let's act like for a second I have a regular sex life. I'm more of a nighttime kinda girl. But if I want it, I want it.

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

haha I wish I was that smart.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Possibly. But I'm a lady!

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

haha not "having" sex. But my mom walked in on passed out topless on top of my ex in my room once. UM... awkward...

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

made out in the walk in freezer once..

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

haha um... my ex may or may not.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

haha yes. Awkward...

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Now we're talkin'! 

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

going down this road only brings up bad memories.

34. What is your favorite position?

motion of the ocean? what?

I like the bottom. I'm lazy like that.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Well lately I've been having dreams about fucking my friend's sexy boyfriends. Not quite sure what it means, but I wake up feeling really guilty. 

I have no [sex] life...

{Written by Kat}

At the moment... I really don't.
The men in this town are ugh... just ugh.
(With the excepting of "Grant" my Catholic boy crush)
And as far as pulling out my B.O.B. for a little release... I haven't lately.

So, I have been hangin out on the interwebs...
& *gasp* went on to mySpace!!!

There I found what mySpace is good for:
The Adult Survey

1. Ever been to a male strip club? 

No, but I'd love to go to Vegas and see the Auzzie boys!

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Actually no... I have told a few boys I'd take them when they got old enough though, heh

3. Ever been to a bar?

That would be a yes.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Thankfully no.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Ha! Yes, from the top floor of the dorms down to my room on the first floor freshman year... Never eat popcorn before a night of drinking, IT'S NOT GOOD COMING BACK UP!

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

I faded in an out of the ride down the hall and elevator in #5.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

Yep. Girls are usually pretty good kissers too.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Nope, this is where I get all prude-y.

9. Had sex in a car?

Check.

10. Had sex in a park?

Nope.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope, but I'd prolly get fired if I tried at work! ;o)

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Check: Showers can be fun!

13. Had sex in a school?

That would be where I lost my V-card.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Please! I went the day I turned 18!

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

Yes, ma'am sir reader!

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Yeah, at Cathy's (Bitten Usagi)! LOL!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

I've thought about restraints before...

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Who would I... Absolutely!

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Check & check =D

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Not yet...

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yep and so are my back pains.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Give depends... but mostly give.

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Welcome to my teen years/college youth.

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Only one.

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

When I am in love, I'll take all of the above please!

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Nope. But I have for fun =]

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

I have... ;o)

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

With my first partner, almost.

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

Close, we were walked in on during the pre-game stage

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Nope. I don't trust anyone enough to give them that.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

I have been close a few times...  But never out loud.

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

As in orgy? Nope. As in polygamous? Nope.
Sometimes I'm a bit prude...

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

In a bed where someone else was sleeping too...

34. What is your favorite position?

Honestly, depends on the partner...
Sometimes it IS the motion of the ocean.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Probably Tommy Lee... But the amount of possible STDs practically scares me sterile!

Well that was fun...

Now where is my B.O.B.!