Wasted Wednesday...

{Written by Kat}

Last Wednesday I got D-runk.
It was the first time I had drank that much in about a year and a half!

Since I don't have very many good drunk stories,

I thought you might want me to share the night timeline with you!

It all started here:
8:05 PM Hello Beautiful =]

because I do LOVE me some quality tequila!

8:25 PM Some random guy here bought us a shot of top shelf tequila #Laurenrocks
8:33 PM It's official! I'm getting drunk tonight! #thisisararephenomenon

then we left the Palomino for Whiskey River bar

9:49 Broken #drunkypantscodewords
10:09 PM Apparently i'm a 'lush' tonight... & i'm okay with it! #drunktweet
10:11 PM Regreting tossing my water into the snow 10mins ago... Oops
10:14 PM 2 margs, 1 top shelf tequila shot, 1 tequila sunrise, 1 rumpunch & 2 ninja turtles!

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

10:15 PM You are jealous of my #drunktweet skillz

RE @MormonBachPad: at least you're not slurring your typing, yet?

10:17 PM I'm on to h2o after this... At least for 30mins...

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

then I got a lil flirtatious with @MormonBachPad:
Calvin: You should have a spotter. I'm on my way, Kat.
Me: You wish.
Calvin: Yes. Yes, I do
Me: I quote you on that
Calvin: As long as you do awesome air quotes.
Me: 'awesome air quotes' just for you
Calvin: I so want you right now.
Me:Yet you are Mormon and i'm in Colorado... Sucks to be you...
Calvin: It sucks to be me at least 4 days a week.
Me: and about the other 3?

Regular Tweet break: 10:49 PM Drunk tweeting at the bar is classic... #success 

Calvin: I'm pretty content the other 3.

-this is where I forget what we were tweeting about-

Me: but what does that mean?! Ugh... You have to remember my liquor content... Lol

(which was 2 more rum and punches)

Final round up:

11:26 PM Dear @BittenUsagi @alexandriacadyh & @MormonBachPad- i'm losing focus... Lol but also sorry ha!
11:51 PM D-runk is what I am #holycrap
12:14 AM I may or may not be being naughty right now -[I was flirting with an ex-friends ex-boyfriend, oops]
12:30 AM I can't believe myself... I haven't been like this in a year and a half!
12:42 AM Tonight's gunna be a bad night and a good night
12:50 AM First time being like this it a year and a half.... Accomplishment or not? #drunktweets1:14 AM People are so effin lame... But I insist on a great time #tipsytweets1:48 AM I apologise for my #drunkentweets tonight (Kinda) 2:05 AM Ridonkulous... I shall be embarrassed in the morning... 
2:11 AM Efffffph lol
2:13 AM fyi Lauren is BOMB.com & i love her 

After that we went home to Lauren's house.
Ate fruit loops.
A cute boy came over to chill.
Lauren & cute boy took her room.
I happily took the couch.
3am- I wake and run to bathroom
3:30- I run back to the backroom
4am- After round 3 in bathroom I fall asleep.

In the morning I woke to:
MormonBachPad: How are you feeling this morning? You sent me some pretty crazy texts that you probably don't even remember sending. 10:16 AM
alexandriacadyh:How are you feeling lovey doll? 11:00 AM

So I sent out:
"Helllo TweetWorld... Yes I'm alive. yes I remember everything... ha!"

It was a crazy night. It was totally worth the 24hr hangover, heh.
& I was told how funny it was to follow me on Twitter that night.
So I hope ya'll had fun reading... It will probably be a while before I get that drunk again. Ha.

xoxo Kat

What a waste of mascara

{written by: Carrie}

I was really hoping last night was going to be a blast. I was driving from Utah County up to Salt Lake around 10 pm and got a flat tire on Bangeter Highway, that was a good way to start the night. Then my friends picked me up and I left my car sitting in a bank parking lot. Gosh, I hope it's alright. The party was full of douche bags, the Salt Lake City kinda douche bags: guys who think they are way more legit than they are, fat chicks, pregnant chicks, mexican chicks, all talking way too high and way too fast. I only knew about 5 or 6 people there so we all stuck together in the corner.

I got drunk entirely too quickly and could hardly finish a game of pool. Me and a few girl friends were sitting on the couch talking when this guy who looks JUST like my ex walked up. I'm glad my reflexes weren't as sharp as normal or I would have knocked him out. He came over to tell me his cousin thinks I'm really pretty. I smiled and said "thanks" then he asked if he should send her over. "Her"? I asked. My friends found this all too hilarious and told him YES. She came over and really wasn't as butch as I was expecting. Long blond hair, thin, cute little flower in her hair, then she smiled... man I hate to be a bitch but that girl had some buck teeth. haha! not that I was looking to hook up with her, just noticed. I was so uncomfortable I didn't really know what to say to her. She followed me around most of the night or I saw her and her girl friends giggling and staring at me. Finally I sat down next to her on the love sac and said, "Honey, I apologize but I have a boyfriend and I really like to suck his dick." She started laughing and told me she was only bi, just thought I was pretty. She apologized if she freaked me out. We laughed about it and shortly after I think she left. You would've thought I'd be horny enough to take what I could get but I just wasn't feeling it.

To be honest I wasn't horny at all last night! I guess I got it all out of my system with my date with the Quivler Tickler before the party started. I am grateful for this, seeing that I would have most likely regretted hooking up with some low life in the coat closet.

The rest of the night really isn't blog-worthy. Someone found me outside laying in the snow with my face in my own throw up. I guess somewhere in the night I threw up all over the hostess's basket of shoes and felt guilty so I went out on the back porch. Then luckily my friends found me in time to drag my sorry ass home. I remember at one point throwing up outside the window on the freeway, after getting through my door I army crawled the entire flight of stairs up to my shower then passed out in there for another hour or so. Woke up a bit panicked thinking I was drowning, then made it to my bed where I passed out for 14 hours.

And that brings us up to now. Hungover as hell, still smelling a little of throw up, confused and grateful to wake up in my bed. It's a shame this wasn't a more glamourous story. Good news is I may have pushed myself over the edge enough to quit drinking again.

Anyone have a more exciting start of their New Year?