Wasted Wednesday...

{Written by Kat}

Last Wednesday I got D-runk.
It was the first time I had drank that much in about a year and a half!

Since I don't have very many good drunk stories,

I thought you might want me to share the night timeline with you!

It all started here:
8:05 PM Hello Beautiful =]

because I do LOVE me some quality tequila!

8:25 PM Some random guy here bought us a shot of top shelf tequila #Laurenrocks
8:33 PM It's official! I'm getting drunk tonight! #thisisararephenomenon

then we left the Palomino for Whiskey River bar

9:49 Broken #drunkypantscodewords
10:09 PM Apparently i'm a 'lush' tonight... & i'm okay with it! #drunktweet
10:11 PM Regreting tossing my water into the snow 10mins ago... Oops
10:14 PM 2 margs, 1 top shelf tequila shot, 1 tequila sunrise, 1 rumpunch & 2 ninja turtles!

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

10:15 PM You are jealous of my #drunktweet skillz

RE @MormonBachPad: at least you're not slurring your typing, yet?

10:17 PM I'm on to h2o after this... At least for 30mins...

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

then I got a lil flirtatious with @MormonBachPad:
Calvin: You should have a spotter. I'm on my way, Kat.
Me: You wish.
Calvin: Yes. Yes, I do
Me: I quote you on that
Calvin: As long as you do awesome air quotes.
Me: 'awesome air quotes' just for you
Calvin: I so want you right now.
Me:Yet you are Mormon and i'm in Colorado... Sucks to be you...
Calvin: It sucks to be me at least 4 days a week.
Me: and about the other 3?

Regular Tweet break: 10:49 PM Drunk tweeting at the bar is classic... #success 

Calvin: I'm pretty content the other 3.

-this is where I forget what we were tweeting about-

Me: but what does that mean?! Ugh... You have to remember my liquor content... Lol

(which was 2 more rum and punches)

Final round up:

11:26 PM Dear @BittenUsagi @alexandriacadyh & @MormonBachPad- i'm losing focus... Lol but also sorry ha!
11:51 PM D-runk is what I am #holycrap
12:14 AM I may or may not be being naughty right now -[I was flirting with an ex-friends ex-boyfriend, oops]
12:30 AM I can't believe myself... I haven't been like this in a year and a half!
12:42 AM Tonight's gunna be a bad night and a good night
12:50 AM First time being like this it a year and a half.... Accomplishment or not? #drunktweets1:14 AM People are so effin lame... But I insist on a great time #tipsytweets1:48 AM I apologise for my #drunkentweets tonight (Kinda) 2:05 AM Ridonkulous... I shall be embarrassed in the morning... 
2:11 AM Efffffph lol
2:13 AM fyi Lauren is BOMB.com & i love her 

After that we went home to Lauren's house.
Ate fruit loops.
A cute boy came over to chill.
Lauren & cute boy took her room.
I happily took the couch.
3am- I wake and run to bathroom
3:30- I run back to the backroom
4am- After round 3 in bathroom I fall asleep.

In the morning I woke to:
MormonBachPad: How are you feeling this morning? You sent me some pretty crazy texts that you probably don't even remember sending. 10:16 AM
alexandriacadyh:How are you feeling lovey doll? 11:00 AM

So I sent out:
"Helllo TweetWorld... Yes I'm alive. yes I remember everything... ha!"

It was a crazy night. It was totally worth the 24hr hangover, heh.
& I was told how funny it was to follow me on Twitter that night.
So I hope ya'll had fun reading... It will probably be a while before I get that drunk again. Ha.

xoxo Kat

Orgasms

{written by: Carrie}

Christina said..

"What I'm curious to know (since everyone is so very open and honest here!) is: How many of you girls have multiple orgasms, how many can orgasm from oral, and how many can not orgasm from having intercourse. Those are some topics I'd like to hear about!

Love the honesty ladies. I totally would not be able to go into detail about my sex life!"

Thanks Christina for the questions! This makes blogging so much more fun, knowing what you want to hear. And what a better subject than ORGASMS! 

Like I previously mentioned, I don't believe I had an orgasm until after leaving my boyfriend who I was sexually active with for 2 years and bought a vibrator. I'm proud to say I gave myself my first orgasm thank you very much. I mean, I felt a pleasurable sensation when we had sex, but never that toe curling, bite my tongue, screaming until my throat is dry, kind of orgasm. (sorry Kat you may want to stop reading..)

I don't think he was necessarily bad, I just think the relationship was so fucked up I never truly let go. Sex was his tool to manipulate me, there were several times I only had sex with him so he would love me. Sometimes it was the only time I felt he loved me. 

Then there was David and did he ever show me what an orgasm was! Shit son, that was some good sex. I definitely experienced multiple orgasms, I think our high was 6 times in one night. (No joke, he was a God.) Like I said, bruises and sore from hours upon hours of mind blowing sex. But by then I had learned how to unattach emotionally and just enjoy sex for what it is: SEX. Beautiful, hot, steamy, orgasmic SEX. 

After awhile this promiscuous relationship caused to rip away at my soul. I wanted sex to be special with someone I loved. So we went our separate ways and I tried desperately to be good. Then I met Adam, he sold me my ipod and got my number. He was a smoker, but for the first time I found this extremely sexy. He was 10 years older than me and had the most beautiful blue eyes. We went back to his place, he opened up a bottle of red wine and we listened to Frank Sinatra. I felt so mature and classy. One thing led to another and I put down my glass on the counter and pinned him against the wall. I was drunk enough not to realize he tasted nasty from the smoke, and he was smooth with his hands. 

We made it back to the bedroom and I suddenly stopped to tell him, "I don't want to have sex." He looked at me like I had just kicked him in the balls, "Why the hell not?!" I was surprised by his hostility. Dude, chill out it's our first time! I told him I was waiting until I fell in love and he said, "I'll love you. I think you're adorable, I want to love you forever." 

Creepy much?

I left his apartment that night wet and bothered. I didn't give in even though I desperately wanted to. When he asked me out the next night I couldn't help saying yes. I found him so incredibly sexy and irresistible. That night he told me he had a gift from the Gods. He was incredible at giving oral sex. I blushed and laughed nervously. I told him I had never orgasmed from oral sex and his eyes popped out of his head. "You haven't?! Darling, we've got to fix this." 

He talked me into it, and with his tongue inside me he taught me how to let go and orgasm. I have to say he gave me the greatest orgasm of my life. But I still wouldn't have sex with him. He didn't even expect a blow job which was amazing. I definitely got the better end of the deal on that one. 3 weeks later he told me he wanted me to meet his dad. After getting nauseous from making out sober I realized this would never work. I said goodbye and he got really pissed at me. Now that I think about it, pretty sure he needed anger management.

2 weeks later I was at a party and got extremely drunk and found myself sitting in my room after the party completely horny. So, I called him of course. I told him I was lost and needed help. (this can go down as a great drunk story as well) How could he turn down a damsel in distress? So I literally walked 2 blocks and sat on the corner in my little tube top dress and heels. He didn't look too happy when he picked me up and I immediately regretted my decision. (milk was a bad choice)

We went back to his place and he started yelling at me for being such a "dumb bitch." I started crying and finally he said, "Well, since you made me get out of bed and pick your pathetic ass up I at least deserve sex for this." I looked at him with my tear stained face, mascara running down my cheeks and said "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" I told him to fuck off and that I was walking home. He grew some sympathy and told me it was OK and he'd take me home in the morning. I was scared out of my mind, here I am this 19 year old girl drunk and in practically a strangers home. He could have easily raped me. Luckily I got out of there alive but not without an extremely awkward drive home in the morning. 

I believe to this day he still hates me. I'm banned from the apple store.

I think that answers your questions Christina ;)