Survey of Naughty :)

{Written by Bitten Usagi}

So yeah... I'm sorry dear readers and fellow bloggers that I am so full of fail lately. I just can NOT find a happy medium with school, work, and an internship right now. Plus this addiction to literary crack I am currently suffering from.
Thanks a lot Kat

So I figured since my brain is still recovering from the mind fuck of a midterm I took this morning (I'm pretty sure that thing is illegal it was so tortuous. Srsly) I will be a bum and fill out this lovely little survey that Kat found and promise to write about what I really want to but can't seem to manage at a later date. Which will hopefully be sooner than later.

So here we go!

Ever been to a male strip club?

No and I'm really not interested. Penis flopping around isn't a turn on. Give me some nicely home grown bouncing titties instead.

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

No. Not YET anyway.

3. Ever been to a bar?

Srsly? Hell yeah... too many probably.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

No. Well not by staff but I have had a boyfriend rush me out the door. Apparently I pissed off a friend when I made out with his gf in the bar in front of everyone. Ooops.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

No, but I was doing a LOT of leaning and woke up the next morning wondering why I was in someone else's clothes.

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Unfortunately. I hate to get this wasted but it has been known to happen. I despise missing parts of my night.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

Oh yeah.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Ummm.... *thinking.... thinking.... thinking....* I can't remember for sure but sadly I'm thinking I have.

9. Had sex in a car?

Oh yeah. And on a car... Oh the hood of a Mustang....

10. Had sex in a park?

Nope.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope.

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Only made out with earlier mentioned chick. It started there and moved to the middle of the bar.

13. Had sex in a school?

Nope.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Honey I AM the adult store!

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

See #14

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Ha... again see #14 and I have spent well over $100 on myself at one time!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

Not that I'm not already doing...

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh yeah.

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Duh. Yes & yes.

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes. Two actually and there is interest in more...

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yes. Hence their leadership in the itty bitty titty committee.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Yeah. >.<

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes.

*silence*
Ummmm... next question please...

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

I'm more of an afternoon and night kind of gal.

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No. Not yet... gotta drop some more lbs before I work on my alternative modeling career.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Hell yeah.

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Bahaha. Oh yeah.

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

I wish. Sex on the bar would have been a blast.

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Hehehe... Yeah.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Yes... & either they didn't notice or chose to ignore it. I was pretty pathetic at that point in my life so it's actually possibly it was the latter.

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Isn't this what the threesome question was for?

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

Ummm... really haven't done any crazy places, just lots of places.

34. What is your favorite position?

Doggy style.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Ummm... Since I'm married aren't they all naughty? *unsure* Or maybe the shear numbers of dream fucks is what's naughty... *shrugs*

So yeah there it is folks. Enjoy. ^w^