what have I gotten myself into...

{Written by Alexandria}

You can call me Alex or Alexandria, I will respond to either. Like Kat, I am also not anonymous. Although, I now wish I was because I would probably be more comfortable blogging anonymously about ponies and their lack of helping one achieve orgasm.

Are you all wondering how this blog came to be? Well Ms. Carrie already mansplained it for you. Via twitter I almost killed over from laughter when she explained to Sam that she is not thinking about ponies while flicking the bean. So of course, I added my two cents and created one of my all time favorite hash tags #poniesdonotequalorgasm. Legit, right? Yep, it is.

So Kat and I have been blog pals for a bit now (I frequently puma out over her younger brother), and Carrie* is new in my life but I already think she is all kinds of honest and hilarious! She is the Carrie to my Miranda...um Kat? Which one are you? This is crucial to our blogland trio!

I am not quite as open or interesting as my two cohorts. Am I a virgin? Nope. Have I slept with more than one person? Nope. Have I been celibate for over four years? Yes I have. Am I proud of that fact? You bet your sweet booty I am. Do I read Twilight word porn? I do...and I am VERY ashamed of that (click that link you know that you want to).

What can you expect from me? I am not sure yet...but I am hoping it will be full of pure awesome. I am also looking forward to being the most reserved in a group of people...because that is something I have NEVER had happen. I do realize I may be a snoozefest...but hey I am a little shy so just love me through it y'all.

Also, if you are easily offended...don't let the door hit ya on the way out. Leave your self-righteous attitudes at home...I do know that none of us will take kindly to judgement.

xoxo