Maybe a Warning Label but NOT an Apology

{written by Kat}
I am telling the 10 of you 1 person who actually reads this blog,& I am going to speak for all the PDEO ladies,we are NOT sorry for not posting regularly.Well, at least I'm not sorry I haven't posted regularly.
However I AM sorry I have nothing much to share ever.


Now today is the perfect example of just how much NOTHING I have to write about...
Today I went to see

with Alex O'Loughlin
aka. "Sex on a Stick"
or at least he was for me today.
The movie? It was cute.
But I have been lusting after this Alex for a while...

But seeing as it has been 1 year, 11 months & 16 days since I've been laid...
& I am on my cycle... & I am prone to reactions to walking sexy-ness...

Like this:

I very nearly spontaniously combusted during this scene...

I am going to be the first to admit
O'Loughlin is sexier human than as a vampire.

But I left the movie so FRAKIN horny that I have been watching my Moonlight: The Complete Series nearly non stop since getting home from the movie.

& since my Kat-time has been put on hold due to my "biological" visitor...I am hopin for some REALLY good dreams tonight!xoxo

Wanted: A Throbbing Member ASAP

{written by Kat}

So as I type this Carrie has told us that our first reader-voted topic is "how we lost our virginity" AND I am simultaneously watching VH1 News: The New Virginity...
But I can't focus enough to recap my first time(s).
& I am FAR to horny to go reminisce right now, which I'll get to.

Right now, I am just going to talk about
The Penis.

and also how bad I need to get some!

I have been having a sexual week:
I haven't had Kat-time with my bean area this week due to my monthly duties.
I hosted a sex toy Slumber Party by BittenUsagi Cathy.
and then tonight I come home from GIRLS ONLY only so see...
this post from Jake of MBP
&
this post from our Carrie* on her blog.

!!!

My reaction to Jake's post:

"We moved from the couch to the floor, and I was on top of her... kissing her. I find that when I am on top she is less likely to initiate dry humping. During our make out, right there in Calvin's basement she reached her hand down the front of my pants.
[...] This is the first time that a member of the opposite sex has touched me there, skin to skin. It was shocking and exciting... and I wanted so badly to act on what I was feeling. However,"

!!!
However?! HOWEVER?!
Dear Jake,
I started to read the comments that your Mormon support team fangirls followers and I could not bear to post my impure thoughts in your comments.
But here on our blog, I can and shall be honest.
I wanted to hear about your penis. I wanted to read how it throbbed under this new touch. I wanted to read about how Sanders changed your life via HJ.
I also wanted to shank Sanders and take her place. And trust, had teleportation been possible combined with my level of pent-up horny-ness, it is very likely I would have raped you.
Moral of this letter:
I need to get laid.
Facts of this letter:
I'm committed to my 'no sex outside of love' vow.
I am so FUCKING single it's not even funny.
I am still having my monthly duty and won't be able to release for at least another 24hrs.
I shall pray that you never mention your penis while I am horny again.
I need to get laid.
I won't get laid anytime soon.
FML.

My reaction(s) to Carrie's post:
Part 1: "I'm going to call him David because no joke, he looks just like David Beckham. ... He was ripped and had those sexy hip bones that stuck out and framed his perfectly chiseled abs."
Part 2: "I would wake up with bruises and sore as hell from him throwing me around, don't get me wrong, I loved every second of it."

Part 1- DAYUM! and also DAAAAAMN!
*wipes drool from mouth and goes to change panties*
[Only 50% of that was a joke^]
Part 2- I miss rough and tumble fun.
I miss my vibrator. Damn it.
*grumble, grumble*
Dear Carrie,
I am sorry but I might have to avoid your posts until...?
Moral of this letter:
Why the fuck do WE have to bear children and deal with nature?!
Facts of this letter:
I need to have Kat-time with my bean.
Or get laid.
I won't get laid anytime soon.
Damn period.
FML.

This post

is all over

the place!

Seriously, I am just so sexually frustrated right now,
even though I can't think straight, I just needed to vent.
I'm also pretty sure it didn't help.

OH!
PLUS!
I am always super prone to being horny while on my period and as my luck would have it I worked with Grant today... If you don't know from my Tweets, Grant is the guy at work that I have been trying not to rape for the last 8 months.
Can we say it together now?
FML!

Oh, Charlie

{Written by Francesca}

The photo below got me thinking. Sounds like Charlie Sheen is being a bad boy again. Jesus wept.

I didn't care when it came out he was a BIG John client of Heidi Fleiss. I didn't care when Denise Richards (the spoiled chick who REDUCED her breast implants. please.) and he broke up - sounded like it was both their faults. I didn't care WHAT he did, I adored him.

Now his current baby mama (wife, whatev) says he's pulled what, a knife on her? and it's hard to maintain my disbelief and keep loving Charlie.

Who am I kidding? It isn't just love and affection that keeps me believing the best of Charlie. It's that he's just so hot. It isn't his smokin' bod (he's got an average physique, right?), it's WHO HE IS that makes him sexy. And I would totally do him. I know he wouldn't hurt ME.

I hate when I have doubts about my matinee idols. (I also choose to believe Michael Jackson was innocent, in more ways than one.) I'd much rather think about them while flicking it than worry about whether they're abusers.

Come home to Francesca, Charlie Darling. I'll take GOOD care of you. Promise. Kisses.