We ALL love a poll, don't we?
1. Ever been to a male strip club?
YES! sadly there is NO penis flopping, and as everyone is limp, it's kinda tame.
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
No.
I refuse to answer on grounds this is a major lame question.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
No. (This is getting BORING!)
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):
YES! but just pop-kisses, no tongue.
8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
I'm pretty sure no, but it's only because the second date didn't ask.
9. Had sex in a car?
Made a POINT of it!
10. Had sex in a park?
No.
11. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
12. Had sex in a bathroom?
One Ex wanted to but I was timid then.
13. Had sex in a school?
YES.
14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
uh-huh - but I didn't buy anything. what was the MATTER with me???
15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
See #14
16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
again see #14, lol!
17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
swing from the chandelier? how am I supposed to answer this???
18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Oh yeah.
19. Ever given oral sex or received?
Duh. Yes & yes.
20. Have you ever had a threesome?
Not YET.
21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
For now.
21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
n/a
22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
{Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)}
23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes.
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes.
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, PLEASE!
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I flashed for pizza once... in my younger days.
27. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read erotica, which is a fancy (and slightly less forbidden) word for porn.
28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
um, yes
29. Have you ever had sex at work?
That would be NO
30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
once... but I think we threw them away
31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No!
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
{Isn't this what the threesome question was for?}
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Under the boardwalk or in the sound booth at the high school, you tell me.
34. What is your favorite position?
Female dominant, of course.
35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?
I think I answered this with my last post... but Jeff Goldblum gets my motor revving.
Flashed for pizza....Nice
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