Hmm..

{written by: Carrie}

. Ever been to a male strip club? 

No, only because I grew up in Utah. I'd love to go to one!

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Eh, no. Moving on..

3. Ever been to a bar?

The good the bad and the ugly

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Mm.. yes. I didn't know there was such a thing as "too drunk". I guess jumping up on stage and dancing is only cool until you throw up. 

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Indeed. There have been many times I've woken up wondering "where am I?" 

"how did I get here?"

and

"who's clothes am I wearing?"

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

Only a few times.. Still wonder what happened in those dark moments.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

When I'm drunk I do tend to love.. everyone. Even shoot pornos with Jessica's little sister. Something like that.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

close..

9. Had sex in a car?

Ugh. Don't remind me.

10. Had sex in a park?

Again, bad memories.. not good.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Gave a hand job once..

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Made out with a chick once in the bathroom of the movie theater. We snuck in bitch beers and saw Star Wars. 

13. Had sex in a school?

No.. do I go to school? 

No..

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

haha yeah... awkward..

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

I'm more of a "home party" kind of buyer.

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Indeed. I have! 

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

orgasm?

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Oh.. in a fucking heartbeat. 

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

What kind of writer would I be if I hadn't? 

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

No. Don't know if I ever could. The novelty is nice, but I'm much too jealous of a girl

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yes, they are. And still growing.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. 

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

haha oh... wish I could say I hadn't. Everyone is a stranger at some point.

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes. and that's all I want to say about it.

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Let's act like for a second I have a regular sex life. I'm more of a nighttime kinda girl. But if I want it, I want it.

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

haha I wish I was that smart.

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

Possibly. But I'm a lady!

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

haha not "having" sex. But my mom walked in on passed out topless on top of my ex in my room once. UM... awkward...

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

made out in the walk in freezer once..

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

haha um... my ex may or may not.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

haha yes. Awkward...

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Now we're talkin'! 

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

going down this road only brings up bad memories.

34. What is your favorite position?

motion of the ocean? what?

I like the bottom. I'm lazy like that.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Well lately I've been having dreams about fucking my friend's sexy boyfriends. Not quite sure what it means, but I wake up feeling really guilty.