I have no [sex] life...

{Written by Kat}

At the moment... I really don't.
The men in this town are ugh... just ugh.
(With the excepting of "Grant" my Catholic boy crush)
And as far as pulling out my B.O.B. for a little release... I haven't lately.

So, I have been hangin out on the interwebs...
& *gasp* went on to mySpace!!!

There I found what mySpace is good for:
The Adult Survey

1. Ever been to a male strip club? 

No, but I'd love to go to Vegas and see the Auzzie boys!

2. Ever been to a female strip club?

Actually no... I have told a few boys I'd take them when they got old enough though, heh

3. Ever been to a bar?

That would be a yes.

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Thankfully no.

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Ha! Yes, from the top floor of the dorms down to my room on the first floor freshman year... Never eat popcorn before a night of drinking, IT'S NOT GOOD COMING BACK UP!

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?

I faded in an out of the ride down the hall and elevator in #5.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):

Yep. Girls are usually pretty good kissers too.

8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Nope, this is where I get all prude-y.

9. Had sex in a car?

Check.

10. Had sex in a park?

Nope.

11. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope, but I'd prolly get fired if I tried at work! ;o)

12. Had sex in a bathroom?

Check: Showers can be fun!

13. Had sex in a school?

That would be where I lost my V-card.

14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Please! I went the day I turned 18!

15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?

Yes, ma'am sir reader!

16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?

Yeah, at Cathy's (Bitten Usagi)! LOL!

17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?

I've thought about restraints before...

18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?

Who would I... Absolutely!

19. Ever given oral sex or received?

Check & check =D

20. Have you ever had a threesome?

Not yet...

21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?

Yep and so are my back pains.

21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?

n/a

22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

Give depends... but mostly give.

23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Welcome to my teen years/college youth.

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Only one.

25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

When I am in love, I'll take all of the above please!

26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Nope. But I have for fun =]

27. Do you watch/read pornography?

I have... ;o)

28. Have you ever been caught having sex?

With my first partner, almost.

29. Have you ever had sex at work?

Close, we were walked in on during the pre-game stage

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Nope. I don't trust anyone enough to give them that.

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

I have been close a few times...  But never out loud.

32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

As in orgy? Nope. As in polygamous? Nope.
Sometimes I'm a bit prude...

33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

In a bed where someone else was sleeping too...

34. What is your favorite position?

Honestly, depends on the partner...
Sometimes it IS the motion of the ocean.

35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?

Probably Tommy Lee... But the amount of possible STDs practically scares me sterile!

Well that was fun...

Now where is my B.O.B.!