Wasted Wednesday...

{Written by Kat}

Last Wednesday I got D-runk.
It was the first time I had drank that much in about a year and a half!

Since I don't have very many good drunk stories,

I thought you might want me to share the night timeline with you!

It all started here:
8:05 PM Hello Beautiful =]

because I do LOVE me some quality tequila!

8:25 PM Some random guy here bought us a shot of top shelf tequila #Laurenrocks
8:33 PM It's official! I'm getting drunk tonight! #thisisararephenomenon

then we left the Palomino for Whiskey River bar

9:49 Broken #drunkypantscodewords
10:09 PM Apparently i'm a 'lush' tonight... & i'm okay with it! #drunktweet
10:11 PM Regreting tossing my water into the snow 10mins ago... Oops
10:14 PM 2 margs, 1 top shelf tequila shot, 1 tequila sunrise, 1 rumpunch & 2 ninja turtles!

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

10:15 PM You are jealous of my #drunktweet skillz

RE @MormonBachPad: at least you're not slurring your typing, yet?

10:17 PM I'm on to h2o after this... At least for 30mins...

RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far

then I got a lil flirtatious with @MormonBachPad:
Calvin: You should have a spotter. I'm on my way, Kat.
Me: You wish.
Calvin: Yes. Yes, I do
Me: I quote you on that
Calvin: As long as you do awesome air quotes.
Me: 'awesome air quotes' just for you
Calvin: I so want you right now.
Me:Yet you are Mormon and i'm in Colorado... Sucks to be you...
Calvin: It sucks to be me at least 4 days a week.
Me: and about the other 3?

Regular Tweet break: 10:49 PM Drunk tweeting at the bar is classic... #success 

Calvin: I'm pretty content the other 3.

-this is where I forget what we were tweeting about-

Me: but what does that mean?! Ugh... You have to remember my liquor content... Lol

(which was 2 more rum and punches)

Final round up:

11:26 PM Dear @BittenUsagi @alexandriacadyh & @MormonBachPad- i'm losing focus... Lol but also sorry ha!
11:51 PM D-runk is what I am #holycrap
12:14 AM I may or may not be being naughty right now -[I was flirting with an ex-friends ex-boyfriend, oops]
12:30 AM I can't believe myself... I haven't been like this in a year and a half!
12:42 AM Tonight's gunna be a bad night and a good night
12:50 AM First time being like this it a year and a half.... Accomplishment or not? #drunktweets1:14 AM People are so effin lame... But I insist on a great time #tipsytweets1:48 AM I apologise for my #drunkentweets tonight (Kinda) 2:05 AM Ridonkulous... I shall be embarrassed in the morning... 
2:11 AM Efffffph lol
2:13 AM fyi Lauren is BOMB.com & i love her 

After that we went home to Lauren's house.
Ate fruit loops.
A cute boy came over to chill.
Lauren & cute boy took her room.
I happily took the couch.
3am- I wake and run to bathroom
3:30- I run back to the backroom
4am- After round 3 in bathroom I fall asleep.

In the morning I woke to:
MormonBachPad: How are you feeling this morning? You sent me some pretty crazy texts that you probably don't even remember sending. 10:16 AM
alexandriacadyh:How are you feeling lovey doll? 11:00 AM

So I sent out:
"Helllo TweetWorld... Yes I'm alive. yes I remember everything... ha!"

It was a crazy night. It was totally worth the 24hr hangover, heh.
& I was told how funny it was to follow me on Twitter that night.
So I hope ya'll had fun reading... It will probably be a while before I get that drunk again. Ha.

xoxo Kat