Kat here.
It has been since April.
I still have no sex life.
One can only complain in so many posts.
My question....
HOLLA if you are still out there?!
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
I'm Back :)
Sorry it took me 3 months to unload my mind and find myself again.
But I'm back,
and have a new baby coming out.
http://plentyofluvin.tumblr.com/
No, not a literal baby. Let's just say a new "No Sex In Utah County".
I've had a productive week, go look :)
Xoxo,
Carrie
But I'm back,
and have a new baby coming out.
http://plentyofluvin.tumblr.com/
No, not a literal baby. Let's just say a new "No Sex In Utah County".
I've had a productive week, go look :)
Xoxo,
Carrie
Monday, April 26, 2010
Maybe a Warning Label but NOT an Apology
{written by Kat}
I am telling the10 of you 1 person who actually reads this blog,& I am going to speak for all the PDEO ladies,we are NOT sorry for not posting regularly.Well, at least I'm not sorry I haven't posted regularly.
However I AM sorry I have nothing much to share ever.
Now today is the perfect example of just how much NOTHING I have to write about...
Today I went to see
I am telling the
However I AM sorry I have nothing much to share ever.
Now today is the perfect example of just how much NOTHING I have to write about...
Today I went to see
with Alex O'Loughlin
aka. "Sex on a Stick"
or at least he was for me today.
The movie? It was cute.
But I have been lusting after this Alex for a while...
aka. "Sex on a Stick"
or at least he was for me today.
The movie? It was cute.
But I have been lusting after this Alex for a while...
But seeing as it has been 1 year, 11 months & 16 days since I've been laid...
& I am on my cycle... & I am prone to reactions to walking sexy-ness...
& I am on my cycle... & I am prone to reactions to walking sexy-ness...
Like this:
I very nearly spontaniously combusted during this scene...
I am going to be the first to admit
O'Loughlin is sexier human than as a vampire.
O'Loughlin is sexier human than as a vampire.
But I left the movie so FRAKIN horny that I have been watching my Moonlight: The Complete Series nearly non stop since getting home from the movie.
& since my Kat-time has been put on hold due to my "biological" visitor...I am hopin for some REALLY good dreams tonight!xoxo
& since my Kat-time has been put on hold due to my "biological" visitor...I am hopin for some REALLY good dreams tonight!xoxo
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Men. Are. Idiots.
{written by Kat}
This just happened.
Nick
kat!
10:32pmKat
hi
10:32pmNick
hi
how are you
10:32pmKat
i have a concussion
10:33pmNick
oh really, how did that happen?
10:33pmKat
a guy dropped me on my head on the dance floor last night
10:35pmNick
well then
how you doing
10:35pmKat
in pain
10:35pmNick
i bet, so what is your deal?
whats new
10:36pmKat
trying to get a ride to walmart but everyone on facebook chat is "busy" OR actaully dont have a car
10:37pmNick
well i see
you in greeley
10:37pmKat
yep
10:38pmNick
we ever going to hang out again?
10:41pmKat
dunno
prolly not the best time to ask me
I sign off Facebook chat.
then
txt: "why is now not the best time?" 11:01pm
reply: "Do you want the truth or do you want to back off now while you still can and say 'feel better'?" 11:03pm
txt: "truth" 11:05pm
reply: "Because i am in a fucking shit ton of pain and if i wasn't you don't ever want anything real from me other than to 'hangout' and if you did we don't live in the same city and if we did you haven't shown my any reason why I should trust you since trust is huge for me
reply: "Do you want the truth or do you want to back off now while you still can and say 'feel better'?" 11:03pm
txt: "truth" 11:05pm
reply: "Because i am in a fucking shit ton of pain and if i wasn't you don't ever want anything real from me other than to 'hangout' and if you did we don't live in the same city and if we did you haven't shown my any reason why I should trust you since trust is huge for me
" 11:09pm
txt: "ok then!" 11:13pm
txt: "ok then!" 11:13pm
txt: "ok, so what i can't want To hang out with you? and why have i ever given you a reason not To trust me?' 11:16pm
reply: "Seriously? Look at you right now. You are offended that I don't want to nurture a friendship right now where a Friend would ask or say 'sorry. let me know if i can do anything'" 11:18pm
txt: "Hey, i am not offended one bit. i don't think We are good friends or anything." 11:20pm
reply: "Well i don't know how you can let a friendship grow without trust so I think you are completely missing the point. Good night." 11:24pm
reply: "Seriously? Look at you right now. You are offended that I don't want to nurture a friendship right now where a Friend would ask or say 'sorry. let me know if i can do anything'" 11:18pm
txt: "Hey, i am not offended one bit. i don't think We are good friends or anything." 11:20pm
reply: "Well i don't know how you can let a friendship grow without trust so I think you are completely missing the point. Good night." 11:24pm
Really? I mean REALLY!?
Who fucks with a woman who gave you fair warning?
I am ready to be un-concussed & throbbing in pain, un-cramped & bleeding, and un-single & etc.
Who fucks with a woman who gave you fair warning?
I am ready to be un-concussed & throbbing in pain, un-cramped & bleeding, and un-single & etc.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
My apologies
I'm sorry I don't really blog here anymore.
To be honest I don't know if this is me any longer.
I've figured out sex is a lot more serious than I've made it out to be the past several years. What sucks is being extremely fucking horny and not being able to do ANYTHING.ABOUT.IT.
I mean I've always had that sexual frustration but I think to myself, "OK Nicki you can go get B.O.B. out later and everything will be fine." then I sit back and relax again thinking, "Oh, that Nicki. She's so smart."
Well what happens when you are going through a certain recovery process in the female genital area and aren't allowed to *cough* and I quote "put anything in the vagina for at least 3-6 weeks" (and highlight).
Ugh. Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
To be honest I don't know if this is me any longer.
I've figured out sex is a lot more serious than I've made it out to be the past several years. What sucks is being extremely fucking horny and not being able to do ANYTHING.ABOUT.IT.
I mean I've always had that sexual frustration but I think to myself, "OK Nicki you can go get B.O.B. out later and everything will be fine." then I sit back and relax again thinking, "Oh, that Nicki. She's so smart."
Well what happens when you are going through a certain recovery process in the female genital area and aren't allowed to *cough* and I quote "put anything in the vagina for at least 3-6 weeks" (and highlight).
Ugh. Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Friday, March 5, 2010
lesbian question
{Written by: Francesca}
Being anonymous sucks in ways because I really have to plan my posts and can't just comment indiscriminately - I have to remember who I am at the moment! LOL
Let me tell you a story and y'all can decide if my friend is/was a lesbian and may have been hitting on me (or leading up to it). Because when I remember the situation, I wonder - which probably means I'm right. My gay-dar ain't great but I'm not STUPID.
Back in High School (MANY years ago, yes), I hung with the drama and music crowd. And one of the chicks would talk to me about how her problem with men was none of them really got her motor running, kwim? and i replied, MY problem is that they ALL do! (I was kinda boy-crazy but a late bloomer so they didn't reciprocate ... which is probably all for the best, not getting PG at 15 and whatnot.)
One day she came wandering by my house (which is really weird, she lived NOWHERE near us, and was on foot) and said she'd been out all day and asked me to feed her. So I made her two PB&Js. I got this vibe off her that I didn't know how to interpret, so I just went on like normal.
She hung out with me for a while but moved on, as friends do. I ran into her maybe 5 years later and she totally AVOIDED me, like if she WAS, she was worried that I knew, since I wasn't, and might TELL.
I would never tell; it's not my secret! and I would never mention her name, and since I'm anonymous nobody will ever guess. BUT I WONDER. what do YOU think?
Being anonymous sucks in ways because I really have to plan my posts and can't just comment indiscriminately - I have to remember who I am at the moment! LOL
Let me tell you a story and y'all can decide if my friend is/was a lesbian and may have been hitting on me (or leading up to it). Because when I remember the situation, I wonder - which probably means I'm right. My gay-dar ain't great but I'm not STUPID.
Back in High School (MANY years ago, yes), I hung with the drama and music crowd. And one of the chicks would talk to me about how her problem with men was none of them really got her motor running, kwim? and i replied, MY problem is that they ALL do! (I was kinda boy-crazy but a late bloomer so they didn't reciprocate ... which is probably all for the best, not getting PG at 15 and whatnot.)
One day she came wandering by my house (which is really weird, she lived NOWHERE near us, and was on foot) and said she'd been out all day and asked me to feed her. So I made her two PB&Js. I got this vibe off her that I didn't know how to interpret, so I just went on like normal.
She hung out with me for a while but moved on, as friends do. I ran into her maybe 5 years later and she totally AVOIDED me, like if she WAS, she was worried that I knew, since I wasn't, and might TELL.
I would never tell; it's not my secret! and I would never mention her name, and since I'm anonymous nobody will ever guess. BUT I WONDER. what do YOU think?
my turn!
{Written by: Francesca}
We ALL love a poll, don't we?
1. Ever been to a male strip club?
3. Ever been to a bar?
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
34. What is your favorite position?
We ALL love a poll, don't we?
1. Ever been to a male strip club?
YES! sadly there is NO penis flopping, and as everyone is limp, it's kinda tame.
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
No.
I refuse to answer on grounds this is a major lame question.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
No. (This is getting BORING!)
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):
YES! but just pop-kisses, no tongue.
8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
I'm pretty sure no, but it's only because the second date didn't ask.
9. Had sex in a car?
Made a POINT of it!
10. Had sex in a park?
No.
11. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
12. Had sex in a bathroom?
One Ex wanted to but I was timid then.
13. Had sex in a school?
YES.
14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
uh-huh - but I didn't buy anything. what was the MATTER with me???
15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
See #14
16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
again see #14, lol!
17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
swing from the chandelier? how am I supposed to answer this???
18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Oh yeah.
19. Ever given oral sex or received?
Duh. Yes & yes.
20. Have you ever had a threesome?
Not YET.
21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
For now.
21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
n/a
22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
{Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)}
23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes.
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes.
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, PLEASE!
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I flashed for pizza once... in my younger days.
27. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read erotica, which is a fancy (and slightly less forbidden) word for porn.
28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
um, yes
29. Have you ever had sex at work?
That would be NO
30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
once... but I think we threw them away
31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No!
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
{Isn't this what the threesome question was for?}
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Under the boardwalk or in the sound booth at the high school, you tell me.
34. What is your favorite position?
Female dominant, of course.
35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?
I think I answered this with my last post... but Jeff Goldblum gets my motor revving.
Poll: B-O-B
{Written by: Francesca}
How do you add a poll? This is the low-tech version from your resident Old Lady.
I've realized that I am desperately in need of a vibrator of some sort (aka Battery-Operated-Boyfriend, or BOB).
There are so many styles! There's the fingertip vibrator (A).
There's the "ergonomic" or "curved to match yours" vibrator (B).
And then there's the good old anatomically correct - PLUS! vibrator (C).
Help save me from a life of sexual frustration! vote now!
How do you add a poll? This is the low-tech version from your resident Old Lady.
I've realized that I am desperately in need of a vibrator of some sort (aka Battery-Operated-Boyfriend, or BOB).
There are so many styles! There's the fingertip vibrator (A).
There's the "ergonomic" or "curved to match yours" vibrator (B).
And then there's the good old anatomically correct - PLUS! vibrator (C).
Help save me from a life of sexual frustration! vote now!
Monday, March 1, 2010
Survey of Naughty :)
{Written by Bitten Usagi}
So yeah... I'm sorry dear readers and fellow bloggers that I am so full of fail lately. I just can NOT find a happy medium with school, work, and an internship right now. Plus this addiction to literary crack I am currently suffering from.
Thanks a lot Kat
So I figured since my brain is still recovering from the mind fuck of a midterm I took this morning (I'm pretty sure that thing is illegal it was so tortuous. Srsly) I will be a bum and fill out this lovely little survey that Kat found and promise to write about what I really want to but can't seem to manage at a later date. Which will hopefully be sooner than later.
So here we go!
Ever been to a male strip club?
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
27. Do you watch/read pornography?
28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
29. Have you ever had sex at work?
30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
34. What is your favorite position?Doggy style.
So yeah there it is folks. Enjoy. ^w^
So yeah... I'm sorry dear readers and fellow bloggers that I am so full of fail lately. I just can NOT find a happy medium with school, work, and an internship right now. Plus this addiction to literary crack I am currently suffering from.
Thanks a lot Kat
So I figured since my brain is still recovering from the mind fuck of a midterm I took this morning (I'm pretty sure that thing is illegal it was so tortuous. Srsly) I will be a bum and fill out this lovely little survey that Kat found and promise to write about what I really want to but can't seem to manage at a later date. Which will hopefully be sooner than later.
So here we go!
Ever been to a male strip club?
No and I'm really not interested. Penis flopping around isn't a turn on. Give me some nicely home grown bouncing titties instead.
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
No. Not YET anyway.
3. Ever been to a bar?
Srsly? Hell yeah... too many probably.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No. Well not by staff but I have had a boyfriend rush me out the door. Apparently I pissed off a friend when I made out with his gf in the bar in front of everyone. Ooops.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, but I was doing a LOT of leaning and woke up the next morning wondering why I was in someone else's clothes.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Unfortunately. I hate to get this wasted but it has been known to happen. I despise missing parts of my night.
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):
Oh yeah.
8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
Ummm.... *thinking.... thinking.... thinking....* I can't remember for sure but sadly I'm thinking I have.
9. Had sex in a car?
Oh yeah. And on a car... Oh the hood of a Mustang....
10. Had sex in a park?
Nope.
11. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
12. Had sex in a bathroom?
Only made out with earlier mentioned chick. It started there and moved to the middle of the bar.
13. Had sex in a school?
Nope.14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Honey I AM the adult store!
15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
See #14
16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Ha... again see #14 and I have spent well over $100 on myself at one time!
17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
Not that I'm not already doing...18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Oh yeah.
19. Ever given oral sex or received?
Duh. Yes & yes.
20. Have you ever had a threesome?
Yes. Two actually and there is interest in more...
21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
Yes. Hence their leadership in the itty bitty titty committee.
21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
n/a
22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish. (Me too!)
23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yeah. >.<
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes.
*silence*
Ummmm... next question please...
*silence*
Ummmm... next question please...
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm more of an afternoon and night kind of gal.
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. Not yet... gotta drop some more lbs before I work on my alternative modeling career.
27. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hell yeah.
28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Bahaha. Oh yeah.
29. Have you ever had sex at work?
I wish. Sex on the bar would have been a blast.
30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Hehehe... Yeah.
31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes... & either they didn't notice or chose to ignore it. I was pretty pathetic at that point in my life so it's actually possibly it was the latter.
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Isn't this what the threesome question was for?
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
Ummm... really haven't done any crazy places, just lots of places.
34. What is your favorite position?
35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?
Ummm... Since I'm married aren't they all naughty? *unsure* Or maybe the shear numbers of dream fucks is what's naughty... *shrugs*So yeah there it is folks. Enjoy. ^w^
Wasted Wednesday...
{Written by Kat}
Last Wednesday I got D-runk.
It was the first time I had drank that much in about a year and a half!
Since I don't have very many good drunk stories,
It was the first time I had drank that much in about a year and a half!
Since I don't have very many good drunk stories,
I thought you might want me to share the night timeline with you!
It all started here:
Hello Beautiful =]
After that we went home to Lauren's house.
Ate fruit loops.
A cute boy came over to chill.
Lauren & cute boy took her room.
I happily took the couch.
3am- I wake and run to bathroom
3:30- I run back to the backroom
4am- After round 3 in bathroom I fall asleep.
In the morning I woke to:
MormonBachPad: How are you feeling this morning? You sent me some pretty crazy texts that you probably don't even remember sending.
alexandriacadyh:How are you feeling lovey doll?
Hello Beautiful =]
because I do LOVE me some quality tequila!
Some random guy here bought us a shot of top shelf tequila #Laurenrocks
It's official! I'm getting drunk tonight! #thisisararephenomenon
Apparently i'm a 'lush' tonight... & i'm okay with it! #drunktweetRegreting tossing my water into the snow 10mins ago... Oops2 margs, 1 top shelf tequila shot, 1 tequila sunrise, 1 rumpunch & 2 ninja turtles!
then I got a lil flirtatious with @MormonBachPad:
Calvin: You should have a spotter. I'm on my way, Kat.
Me: You wish.
Calvin: Yes. Yes, I do
Me: I quote you on that
Calvin: As long as you do awesome air quotes.
Me: 'awesome air quotes' just for you
Calvin: I so want you right now.
Me:Yet you are Mormon and i'm in Colorado... Sucks to be you...
Calvin: It sucks to be me at least 4 days a week.
Me: and about the other 3?
Calvin: I'm pretty content the other 3.
It's official! I'm getting drunk tonight! #thisisararephenomenon
then we left the Palomino for Whiskey River bar
Broken #drunkypantscodewords Apparently i'm a 'lush' tonight... & i'm okay with it! #drunktweetRegreting tossing my water into the snow 10mins ago... Oops2 margs, 1 top shelf tequila shot, 1 tequila sunrise, 1 rumpunch & 2 ninja turtles!
RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far
You are jealous of my #drunktweet skillz RE @MormonBachPad: at least you're not slurring your typing, yet?
I'm on to h2o after this... At least for 30mins... RE @alexandriacadyh asking me how much I had so far
then I got a lil flirtatious with @MormonBachPad:
Calvin: You should have a spotter. I'm on my way, Kat.
Me: You wish.
Calvin: Yes. Yes, I do
Me: I quote you on that
Calvin: As long as you do awesome air quotes.
Me: 'awesome air quotes' just for you
Calvin: I so want you right now.
Me:Yet you are Mormon and i'm in Colorado... Sucks to be you...
Calvin: It sucks to be me at least 4 days a week.
Me: and about the other 3?
Calvin: I'm pretty content the other 3.
-this is where I forget what we were tweeting about-
Me: but what does that mean?! Ugh... You have to remember my liquor content... LolFinal round up:
Dear @BittenUsagi @alexandriacadyh & @MormonBachPad- i'm losing focus... Lol but also sorry ha!
D-runk is what I am #holycrap
I may or may not be being naughty right now -[I was flirting with an ex-friends ex-boyfriend, oops]I can't believe myself... I haven't been like this in a year and a half!
Tonight's gunna be a bad night and a good night First time being like this it a year and a half.... Accomplishment or not? #drunktweetsPeople are so effin lame... But I insist on a great time #tipsytweets I apologise for my #drunkentweets tonight (Kinda) Ridonkulous... I shall be embarrassed in the morning...
Efffffph lol
fyi Lauren is BOMB.com & i love her
D-runk is what I am #holycrap
I may or may not be being naughty right now -[I was flirting with an ex-friends ex-boyfriend, oops]I can't believe myself... I haven't been like this in a year and a half!
Tonight's gunna be a bad night and a good night First time being like this it a year and a half.... Accomplishment or not? #drunktweetsPeople are so effin lame... But I insist on a great time #tipsytweets I apologise for my #drunkentweets tonight (Kinda) Ridonkulous... I shall be embarrassed in the morning...
Efffffph lol
fyi Lauren is BOMB.com & i love her
After that we went home to Lauren's house.
Ate fruit loops.
A cute boy came over to chill.
Lauren & cute boy took her room.
I happily took the couch.
3am- I wake and run to bathroom
3:30- I run back to the backroom
4am- After round 3 in bathroom I fall asleep.
In the morning I woke to:
MormonBachPad: How are you feeling this morning? You sent me some pretty crazy texts that you probably don't even remember sending.
alexandriacadyh:How are you feeling lovey doll?
So I sent out:
"Helllo TweetWorld... Yes I'm alive. yes I remember everything... ha!"
"Helllo TweetWorld... Yes I'm alive. yes I remember everything... ha!"
It was a crazy night. It was totally worth the 24hr hangover, heh.
& I was told how funny it was to follow me on Twitter that night.
So I hope ya'll had fun reading... It will probably be a while before I get that drunk again. Ha.
& I was told how funny it was to follow me on Twitter that night.
So I hope ya'll had fun reading... It will probably be a while before I get that drunk again. Ha.
xoxo Kat
Friday, February 26, 2010
Best.Orgasm.Ever.
{written by: Carrie}
The best orgasm ever has got to be when I'm high.
It's like I can get off 3 or 4 times in a night when I get stoned. It's amazing! I can sit here on a Friday night alone, with my pipe and my porn and pleasure myself better than any man ever could!
Besides, I hate men right now. I have absolutely 0 desire for sex. I don't want to flirt, I don't want to go on dates, I just want nothing.to.do.with.men. Except for one who I'm becoming more and more fond of as I get to know him. But I think if he tried to hook up with me I would even say no. Ugh. Just don't touch me.
OK so I'm venting. I've been smoking a lot this week, some of you may know why. It's probably not the best thing to do, but thus is life. Only time I don't feel sick or miserable. (OK maybe a little emotional causing me to write blog posts that probably aren't suitable for public) Sometimes I think I'm extremely too open with complete strangers, but I can't help but think there is someone out there who is saying, "Me too."
Anyway, I'm gonna go watch the visualizer on itunes until I pass out.
Peace.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Hmm..
{written by: Carrie}
. Ever been to a male strip club?
No, only because I grew up in Utah. I'd love to go to one!
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
Eh, no. Moving on..
3. Ever been to a bar?
The good the bad and the ugly
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Mm.. yes. I didn't know there was such a thing as "too drunk". I guess jumping up on stage and dancing is only cool until you throw up.
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Indeed. There have been many times I've woken up wondering "where am I?"
"how did I get here?"
and
"who's clothes am I wearing?"
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Only a few times.. Still wonder what happened in those dark moments.
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives):
When I'm drunk I do tend to love.. everyone. Even shoot pornos with Jessica's little sister. Something like that.
8. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
close..
9. Had sex in a car?
Ugh. Don't remind me.
10. Had sex in a park?
Again, bad memories.. not good.
11. Had sex in a movie theater?
Gave a hand job once..
12. Had sex in a bathroom?
Made out with a chick once in the bathroom of the movie theater. We snuck in bitch beers and saw Star Wars.
13. Had sex in a school?
No.. do I go to school?
No..
14. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
haha yeah... awkward..
15. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
I'm more of a "home party" kind of buyer.
16. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Indeed. I have!
17. Is there something you wish you could do while having sex?
orgasm?
18. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Oh.. in a fucking heartbeat.
19. Ever given oral sex or received?
What kind of writer would I be if I hadn't?
20. Have you ever had a threesome?
No. Don't know if I ever could. The novelty is nice, but I'm much too jealous of a girl
21[a]. (GIRLS) Are your breasts real?
Yes, they are. And still growing.
21[b]. (GUYS)Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
n/a
22. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Receive. Sorry, I'm selfish.
23. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
haha oh... wish I could say I hadn't. Everyone is a stranger at some point.
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes. and that's all I want to say about it.
25. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Let's act like for a second I have a regular sex life. I'm more of a nighttime kinda girl. But if I want it, I want it.
26. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
haha I wish I was that smart.
27. Do you watch/read pornography?
Possibly. But I'm a lady!
28. Have you ever been caught having sex?
haha not "having" sex. But my mom walked in on passed out topless on top of my ex in my room once. UM... awkward...
29. Have you ever had sex at work?
made out in the walk in freezer once..
30. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
haha um... my ex may or may not.
31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
haha yes. Awkward...
32. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Now we're talkin'!
33. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
going down this road only brings up bad memories.
34. What is your favorite position?
motion of the ocean? what?
I like the bottom. I'm lazy like that.
35. Who is your naughtiness dream fuck?
Well lately I've been having dreams about fucking my friend's sexy boyfriends. Not quite sure what it means, but I wake up feeling really guilty.
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